Having those great big adult decision panics.

Who all is up and wants to be a good role model for me because I’m terrible at this.


theprettiestthingsihavefound:

People Who Share My Birthday (January 24) 

Maria Tallchief was both the first American and the first Native American to be called Prima Ballerina. She is widely attributed to popularizing everyone’s favorite Christmas ballet, The Nutcracker, due to her stunning portrayal of the Sugar Plum Fairy. But Tallchief is most known for the role that made her famous - the title role in her husband George Balenchine’s Firebird

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valsez:

Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco 

valsez:

Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco 

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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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pillie-biper:

today was going wretchedly, with the extreme downpour not helping my mood, but then i was reminded that there are rEALLY CUTE PEOPLE OUT THERE.  

image

At your service, cutiepie.


pillie-biper:

jekoh:

pillie-biper:

jekoh:

In the last fifteen minutes I’ve dropped silverware, spilled water on myself, and dozed off on a plate of salad.

In public.

It’s just one of those days, I tell ya!

#talkin with cuties

And just like that the evening’s looking up.

Ah geez! You made me practically fall out of my chair I was not expecting such flattery from this cutie

#talking with MEGA CUTIE

Oh my gosh YOU ARE ADORABLE.


emilygallmeier27:

Cat selfies

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hisnamewasbeanni:

iamlittlei:

queerartofwinning:

qbutch:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x









The hash tags

let’s just say one time in a high school physics class there was literally a burning ring of fire and afterwords we were instructed “tell no one about this”.

Science teachers are special


Hasn’t happened. Yet.

See when my friends did shit like this in chemistry class we all got in trouble.

hisnamewasbeanni:

iamlittlei:

queerartofwinning:

qbutch:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

The hash tags

let’s just say one time in a high school physics class there was literally a burning ring of fire and afterwords we were instructed “tell no one about this”.

Science teachers are special

Hasn’t happened.

Yet.

See when my friends did shit like this in chemistry class we all got in trouble.


beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

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exigetspersonal:

heavybomb:

nightmareperiwinkle:

joriontel:

mistawolfie:

Monster Date Problems 1 ~ 8

Comics I’ve been making for my college newspaper. The one getting laid left and right is Jim, and the loner is Marcus.

Part 2: MDP 9-10

Part 3: MDP 11-12

Part 4: MDP 13-14

Part 5: MDP 15

Oh gosh I love this!

Because I like cute monster girls, but also hilariously realistic monster girls.

UGH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH.

I love that in the rest of the comics the guy is confirmed as bisexual :3c

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